Friday, November 20, 2009

Two book posts.

Hi. Sarah Palin's memoir has finally arrived in bookstores after too much build up. Please don't buy it because it will make you stupid and I don't want that to happen to you. Really. So far, the best paragraph I've seen about it comes from WhiskeyFire. Enjoy...and, seriously, don't buy it. Shame on you HarperCollins! Whatever happened to being able to read and write before becoming a HarperCollins author?

The most unbelievable thing about Going Rogue, by the author-function “Sarah Palin,” is that it’s supposed to be self-serving. The problem a self-serving narrative about Sarah Palin confronts is that it’s about Sarah Palin, whose entire life, it appears, consists of worse and worse attempts to create self-serving narratives explaining away bigger and bigger fuck-ups. Going Rogue’s burden is that it must claim to be the definitive, encyclopedic explanation, the final excuse, for a long history of failure begat by failure; it’s an epic of failure, if you will, and if the goal here is some kind of ultimate vindication, well, it is monumentally unsuccessful. Going Rogue is, at bottom, the story of every one of Sarah Palin’s projects ending in grotesque catastrophe; it is only self-serving in the sense that these catastrophes either prove benign or turn out to be some other schlub’s fault. If everything I knew about Sarah Palin came from this book (and basically it does), I would say her life has been like a play in which a deus-ex-machina descends at the end of every act to bestow peace and harmony, except the deus forgot to put on pants and everyone’s just standing around going “uhhhh…” and then the lights go out and the scene changes.
Yup. That's pretty much it.

Meanwhile, on another book front Gary Greenberg and illustrator Balvis Rubess have written The Pop-Up Book of Phobias. I just found out about it even though it was published in 1999. Two words: AWE. SOME.

Here's a video of the contents:

The Pop-up Book of Phobias from donvanone on Vimeo.


Gunner Sykes said...

You are an idiot.

Brian said...

Say what you will about it, the ol' gal moved 300k units on its first day, according to Duff McDonald ( She may be a force of idiocy and failure, but she's a force.

Proper shame to HC - well said.