STUPIDEST BOOK EVAH!

I really wish I could come up with some pithy, witty snip about this new book but I just can't. All it really makes me do is throw up a little in my mouth. It's official, publishing professionals can no longer complain about the economics of the industry...we are, it now seems apparent, all whores. That is all.

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